Dude, I almost forgot that September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day! So, to celebrate, I took to Twitter and came up with 1d12 random pirates you can use in your game. They’re just concepts, so stat them up however you wish.
1. Vix the Red. Loves fried dolphin. Lost an eye, replaced it with a quartz ball. Hates swimming. He has 3 children at two different ports.